| A Polish lad married a Canadian girl
after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far
from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a
lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him -
"very quick."
The lawyer said that the speed of getting
a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following
questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: Ja, Ja, an acre and half.
LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up?
POLE: No, I'm always up before her.
LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger?
POLE: No, she is white.
LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?
POLE: She going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store, and put on shelf
in bathroom.
I can read - it said "Polish Remover "
|
©